The latest in the surprisingly long line of video game porn parodies happens to be based on the most popular game in the world, Fortnite. A joint production between Wood Rocket and Pornhub, “Fortnut” sees a bunch of semi-famous porn stars slamming their funny bits together along with a colorful battle royale theme. I suppose the winner will be the person who cums last, but I honestly haven’t watched the full thing.
This very NSFW trailer shows you a few of the “jokes” that are being thrown around and I’m not sure what I expected. This isn’t Final Fantasy XV parody levels of bad, but this also does nothing to reach the quality of the Metal Gear Solid V parody. When the best joke is, “We need to find a chest,” while the camera slowly pans on the starlet’s breasts, you know you’re in for a low-quality experience.
If you’re so inclined to watch, the full parody is available for free on Wood Rocket and Pornhub. I am not going to link to those sites, but I’m sure you guys will manage.
Source: Destructoid Fortnut, Fortnite’s porn parody, could have easily gone with a better name