ASMR, can it happen to me? The answer, and a band, is Yes.
ASMR, which stands for Automaticus Sexified Meandering Reclusion, is a fancy way of describing the sensation people get when they watch normal people doing normal things, while making up-close creepy eye contact. Many people describe the feeling as “tingles”. Others say the feeling is deeply relaxing, and can even cause them to reach for a tissue. Making ASRM videos is perfectly valid and lucrative career move for people that have gone through life without acquiring any actual skills.
Source: Destructoid Bigger than esports? The #1 trend in gaming is ASMR [April Fools]