[Getting Weird with Wes is a series meant to highlight all the bizarre shit floating around out there in the gaming universe. I hate normal things. Join me in celebrating the strange.]
Ask any woman (or man) who’s ever seen me naked and they’ll confirm that I am extremely easy to please. That’s why the slightest little deviation from the normal can take me from six to midnight in the blink of an eye. And honestly, I’m so jaded, hardened, cynical, and shitty in most other parts of my life that I feel ok in granting myself the slightest indulgence in soaking up the goofy garbage that litters the video game world.
The weird is the dumpster, and I’m your friendly neighborhood dumpster diver giving new life to the things once thrown out. You want some fried chicken I found behind a Food Lion? How’s about some bread that expired five weeks ago? Just take it. You can throw it away once I leave.
Source: Destructoid Getting Weird with Wes: Literal NBA jam, mini-game hell, and I shaved my pubes for this?!