Goodbye Destructoid, from Brett Makedonski <3
[As you may or may not have read, Brett Makedonski has taken his leave of Destructoid for pastures new. Brett’s…
Close the year with dinosaurs
Dinosaurs are on the short list of good things. They go, in order: Back massages, dinosaurs, astronauts. That’s it. That’s…
Devolver has a lot of new games in 2021, but you don’t get to know what they are
With the most matter-of-fact teases, Devolver has told us that it has a lot up its sleeve next year. That’s…
Respawn seems to be working on a new franchise
Respawn Entertainment is keeping busy as of late. As it should be! This is a studio that has proven itself…
Sony expects to sell a whole lot of PS5s by the end of next year
Make sure you’re sitting down for this news: The PlayStation 5 is off to a tremendous start. This probably won’t…
Build a gyrocopter so sharks don’t eat you in today’s free Epic Game
If I were stuck on a desert island, I’d simply curl up and wait to die. Dehydration, starvation, extreme sunburn…
Warframe developer insists nothing changes creatively after acquisition by Tencent
Tencent, a stupidly massive Chinese conglomerate, got a little bigger recently. It added Leyou’s assets to its portfolio thanks to…
The Cyberpunk PS1 demake has all the glitches and bugs you know and love
Random things falling from the sky. NPCs walking straight into walls. The physics going bananas and suddenly killing you out…
Destructoid’s award for Best PC Game of 2020 goes to…
This year was mostly bad for everyone — and that’s a thing that’s usually said very hyperbolically because a couple…
Add some bleak, depressing hostility to your life with a free copy of Metro 2033 from Epic
Ten years ago, the year 2033 seemed very far away and the idea of an impending apocalyptic collapse of civilization…
Cyberpunk 2077 hit 13 million sales even with refunds factored in
Don’t cry for CD Projekt Red. Even with everything that’s going on over there, the dollars and cents still work out. That’s…
Destructoid’s award for Best Xbox Game of 2020 goes to…
As the saying goes: Where there’s a will, there’s a wisp. And as the other saying goes: Where there’s an…
January’s Xbox Games with Gold are pretty good!
Xbox has sputtered and come up short with Games with Gold for most of 2020. That’s an unfortunate byproduct of…
Future GTA Online Heists will cater to people who play solo
Teamwork makes the dream work, but it also cuts your take into fractions. The lone wolves of GTA Online don’t always…
Treat yourself to Alien: Isolation for free
Alien: Isolation is basically Home Alone if you really think about it. A bunch of people live on the Sevastopol Space Station,…
Today’s free Epic game is Oddworld: New ‘n’ Tasty
Odd world? You’re preachin’ to the choir, buddy! Ain’t nothin’ normal about it! Oh, the video game? Yeah, sure. Oddworld:…
CD Projekt Red has started paying for Cyberpunk refunds out of its own pocket
Already in unprecedented territory, we’re moving further and further into the uncharted. Hell, we’re moving further and further into The…
You can’t miss the Bloodborne and Shadow of the Colossus special outfits in Ghost of Tsushima
You already look stylish when you’re slicing and dicing in Ghost of Tsushima, doubly so when you’re hacking away in…
Xbox follows PlayStation’s lead with no-questions-asked refunds of Cyberpunk 2077
Late last night, Sony made a massive unprecedented business decision. It pulled the trigger on offering full refunds for anyone…
Pumpkin Jack gets a Christmas update because there are no rules anymore
Halloween isn’t just a day, it’s a way of life. It’s 365 and one more on Leap Years. That means…
Among Us can check ‘Come to Xbox via Game Pass’ off its list of tasks
A couple days ago, news that Among Us is coming to Switch led Chris to wonder aloud “Why not put it…
Cities: Skylines is the first of Epic’s 15 free games
Fortunately, digital files don’t take up any room in the stocking. Otherwise, that thing would be stuffed half a month…
Ubisoft can’t help itself, adds an XP-boosting microtransaction to Assassin’s Creed Valhalla
Ubisoft caught a lot of flak for a time-saving microtransaction in Assassin’s Creed Odyssey that permanently increased your XP rate by…
This is kinda awkward, but GOG’s winter sale has started
Ummmm, yeahhhhhhh… If you haven’t sworn off using GOG, there’s some shekels to be saved in its winter sale. Something…
Cozy Grove is Animal Crossing but with ghosts
Ghosts are people too. Or, more accurately, ghosts were people too. They need a helpful hand every now and then just…
Xbox will make your Space Jam visual novel game and put it on Game Pass
How are you at pitching? When you’re a big-brained business type, you don’t need to sell things. You just need…
Assassin’s Creed Valhalla has a long way to go
Assassin’s Creed Valhalla just got its second major patch this morning, another much-needed Band-Aid as Ubisoft marches toward making this game…
PlayStation and Xbox get Super Meat Boy Forever about one month after Switch
It’s a little sadist of Team Meat to make the masochists wait an extra month. But, I guess the masochists…
EA has to delay its Xbox Game Pass on PC integration until next year
You’ve heard of game delays. Now let me introduce you to subscription service delays. In terms of sheer bulk, access…
Sea of Thieves has been cruising along for 1,000 days already
If you had a thousand bottles of beer on your wall, and every day since Sea of Thieves launched, you…