The 300 Week 48: What Will Become of the Baron, Anna, the Apocalypse, and the Unstoppable Don Lee?
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The 300 Week 47: New Game Plus
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The 300 Week 46: I Have Watched 300 Movies in Theaters in 2018, Mission Accomplished
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The 300 Week 45: Almost There… Almost There…
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The 300 Week 44: Playing Catch Up with Venom, Mid90s, The Long Dumb Road, and Some Non-Recent Releases
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Review: The Other Side of the Wind
Orson Welles’ final film, The Other Side of the Wind, was shot from 1970-1976, but it wasn’t fully assembled until…
The 300 Week 43: Happy Halloween with Tales of Spooky Projection Problems
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The 300 Week 42: THIS IS SUSPIRIA!
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Review: Suspiria
Luca Guadagnino’s Suspiria is going to piss off so many people. Fans of Dario Argento’s 1977 original will be enraged…
The 300 Week 41: Orson Welles’ The Other Side of the Wind and the Brooklyn Horror Film Festival
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The 300 Week 40: THIS IS GAGA!
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NYFF Review: Roma
Thinking about the opening shot of Roma brings tears to my eyes. The centerpiece film at the 2018 New York…
NYFF Review: The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
Like Hail, Caesar!, The Ballad of Buster Scruggs is a movie about movies. Hail, Caesar! took the tropes of the…
The 300 Week 39: The Favourite and More Reviews from the 2018 New York Film Festival
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The 300 Week 38: If Beale Street Could Talk and Early Reviews from NYFF 2018
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The 300 Week 37: The Predator Is One Crappy Motherf***er
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The 300 Week 36: Let Us Now Praise Famous Batmen in 70mm IMAX While Searching for Our Daughter
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The 300 Week 35: Jean Vigo in 4K, Werner Herzog in 35mm, and Donnie Yen Tries to Reach These Kids
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The 300 Week 34: The Marx Brothers go to the opera and The Happytime Murders can just go away
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The 300 Week 33: Let’s Support the Girls, Crazy Rich Asians, Andrei Rublev, and Free Outdoor Movies
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The 300 Week 32: BlacKkKlansman is Vital, The Meg is Dumb, and MoviePass is a Kafkaesque dumpster fire
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The 300 Week 31: 52 Films by Women and Christopher Robin’s Saccharine Old Bear
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The 300 Week 30: Mission: Impossible – I’ve Crossed 200 Films Just as MoviePass is Nearly Dead
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The 300 Week 29: Night Is Short, Ride a Yellow Submarine Girl
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The 300 Week 28: Skyscraper is Die Hard 2 in a Building and Eighth Grade is Totally Lit
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The 300 Week 27: Ant-Man, The Wasp, and My White Person Voice
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The 300 Week 26: It’s On Like Tron, and My Top 20 Movies of 2018 So Far
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The 300 Week 25: More Hyped for a Bela Tarr Movie Than Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
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The 300 Week 24: THIS IS EDNA, DAHLING!
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The 300 Week 23: When You’re Watching Hereditary, You’re Family
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